Friday, January 16, 2015
Things you do during a red light
They left out a few...
Reach down to your conceal spot to make sure your .45 is still there in case you need it.
Look in the console to make sure that 50 round box of 230 gr with extra magazines is in there for aforementioned .45
Make sure doors are locked.
Wish you could skip past ads on your Five Finger Deathpunch or Pantera Pandora station but you can't because you don't have a Pandora subcription.
Reach back and gently remind children that "You will pull this car over if they don't quit" or "when they get home they are going in the get-a-long shirt for 2 hours."
Set your whiskey and coke that's in a Tervis Tumbler with no lid down and forget it's not in a cup holder when you take off.